One-way ticket on the crazy train

Who among us hasn’t been dumped?!  It can be painful, sad and sometimes even humiliating.

But, at the end of the day, it’s your choice whether or not you board the crazy train during this process.

And this folks is what a first class ticket looks like.

The Huffington Post reports that Tareq Salahi (of allegedly crashing the White House state dinner fame) is now auctioning his estranged wife’s used underwear.

Can we just all scream out a collective  eeeewwwwweee!

CNN is reporting that he will be auctioning a whole slew of her personal possesions and that the auction will be streamed online.

Dude.  Where do I even start?!

First you and your attention-starved, soon to be ex-wife create a scene at the White House.  Then about a month ago she suddenly disappears from home and you think she’s been kidnapped.  (That quickly turns into she’s dumped you for Journey’s guitarist.)

Ouch!

Okay, so not everyone acts out Kate Hudson’s role in Almost Famous in their late teens.  Some people wait until they are Botox candidates.  A 45-year-old woman running away with a rock guitarist is in the same scary category as that woman who had plastic surgery so that she could look like a cat.

So, what does Tareq choose to do?

Auction his wife’s used underwear and other stuff, claiming it’s for charity.  Which, turns out to be a very sketchy claim at best.

Listen, if I had chosen to auction one of my ex-husband’s possessions, I would have gone for a major organ, like a kidney or maybe a lung.  (Unfortunately, the heart was never an option. He was born without one.)

In my book, there is only one thing creepier than trying to retaliate by selling an intimate possession.

Buying it.  That would change your crazy train status from first class to conductor.

Categories: Just plain weird , What is wrong with you?